This iz juss some random weird stuffs lolx.


x. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

x. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

x. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

x. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

x. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

x. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

x. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

x. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

x. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

x. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

x. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

x. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

x. So did the first "MarlboroMan."

x. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

x. Pearls melt in vinegar.

x. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

x. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

x. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. xx. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

And the best for last.....

x. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

VIOLENCE WARNING!

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: Um, I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming.
Wife: "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
Maid: Of course! What will I have to do?
Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with.
The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
Maid: There's no pool here.
A long pause.......
Wife: Is this 832-4821?

   

You're taffy!! You're a clever and kind person,
but you tend to hold grudges. You are not big
on dishing out forgiveness.

Which kind of candy are you?
iight im out laterz

hey yall....juss trying this thing lol hmm well ....
im so dman bored rite now listening 2 "overnight celebrity" song by twista :P lol...such a gud song hehe luv it lol actualli i think i heard it way 2 many times now hmm well newayz i miss mah boo wahh lol im okie i think....lol
well im 2 laz 2 type now juss trying this thing hehe well yah newayz ima leave now
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